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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like
Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like
Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like
Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like
Blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like
Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like
Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like
Department Stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like
Government Bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like
Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like
Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like
Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like
Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like
Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped