LOL a joke I saw last night and made my morning bright. I was luff my ass off when i saw this joke.

Who say Kancil cant run?

One day, an uncle was driving on the highway in his CLK (cute little
kancil)when the engine started to choke. He quickly stop the car by the side
just in time before the engine died off. So, the uncle open the hood and see
la. Just a few minutes after, a young man was cruising in his Mitsubishi
Lancer Evo 9 on the same highway. He quickly spotted the broken down kancil with the uncle standing beside it alone. Being a kind man, he pulled over right in front of the kancil to offer help. Having very little engineering
skills, the young man couldn't fix the problem. The man then came up with a
brilliant idea. He told the uncle that he has a cable in his boot and
offered to tow the kancil to the next toll house where he could get help.
The uncle agreed to that idea.

The uncle also added that if he feels that they are moving too fast, he would
flash the young man and also use the horn. So, the young man secured the
kancil to the back of his Evo using the cable.

And so, the young man drove off pulling the kancil behind it. At times when
they were moving too fast, the uncle would give the man a horn. After
driving for a while, a loud engine roar approach from the back. a ferrari
was approaching the 2 cars. As the ferrari came up beside the them, it gave
a loud engine rev to challenge the Evo. With the flame of youth burning in
him, the evo driver downshift can rocket off chasing the ferrari while
totally forgeting about the kancil tied to him. Just up ahead on the
highway, a couple of police officers were performing a speed trap. They
suddenly hear loud engine roars followed by turbo blow offs sounds
approaching them.

Vrrrooooommm...........kepish kepish......

After recording the speed, one of the police officer quickly used the radio
to contact the others setting a roadblock up ahead.

"Over over... this is checkpoint 1 calling checkpoint 2. Do u read?! There
are currently 3 street racers heading your way at over 240km/h!!! The first
car is a red Ferrari, you can't miss it. Following closely behind is a white
Lancer Evo!!! For the third car, you're not going to believe this. It's
white kancil. I repeat, it's a kancil. It's drifting very closely behind the
Lancer Evo. Not only that, the driver seems to be flashing high beams
towards the Evo while applying horn to tell him to move away. I think it's
going to overtake the Evo at the next bend...!!!"